Texts from mittens: another autocorrect edition

Oh, that pesky autocorrect function on our smartphones! Even Mittens and Mom aren’t immune to its annoyance. A while back, Mittens posted some of his autocorrected conversations, and it’s time to share more of them because they’re way more dramatic than his usual posts. Can you imagine anything worse than thinking about your shirtless grandmother or your Mom struggling with constipation? Mittens sure can’t.

And then there’s Earl. The new puppy brings all kinds of stresses to Mitty’s already woeful world, and now autocorrected text messages make Mittens believe the filthy hound is a mobster with a terrible infection. How much can one cat be expected to handle?

Here are a few doozies.

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Let Catster make you laugh:

• “Hello, My Name is Angie, and I’m a Cat-Huffer”
• Cats and Bags: 2 Very Important Scientific Experiments
• The Pros and Cons of My Cats as Health Care Providers

Read more by Angie Bailey:

• Do Your Cats Demand Snuggle Time Like Mine?
• Texts from Mittens: The “Antiques Roadshow” Edition
• And Now, 5 Photos of My Cats Caught in the Act

About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.