A cat friend oversteps a stinky boundary, so mittens texts

What a couple of weeks for Mittens! His life has been pretty rough so he’s been spending a lot of extra time with his favorite blankey, Mr. Fuzzy. And why shouldn’t he? His best friend Stumpy is overstepping boundaries left and right, and Phil the dog is making all the squirrels pack up and leave town.

Besides the comfort of Mr. Fuzzy, the only thing that will cheer up poor Mittens is texting jokes to his human. Oh yes, he’s got a few of those — whether or not they’re any good is completely subjective. It’s OK — whatever it takes to get him through the day.

Here are some selected texts from Mittens’ last two weeks of drama.

For a complete library of Mittens’ past texts on Catster, click here.

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!

About the Author: Angie Bailey is a goofy girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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