How does mittens the cat combat a growing squirrel gang? Texts!
Mittens the cat — his busy paws are at it again. He has spent the last two weeks fretting over anything and everything and made sure his human knew all about it. His TV addiction resulted in a very expensive mistake, and I think he’ll find some parental locks in his future. Oh, Mittens, will you ever learn?
Here are some of the highlights of Mittens’ texting activity.
What kind of texts would your cat send? Tell us in the comments!
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is a weird girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Wrote a ridiculous humor book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.
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