Texts from mittens: the evil chipmunk edition

Springtime is here, and Mittens has been enjoying watching the various birds and rodents from his window perches. That is, until the evil chipmunk showed up to intimidate our already-neurotic Mitty. Will the heinous chippy sneak into the house and attack Mittens? Will Mittens witness violent rodent atrocities that will send him into witness relocation?

And speaking of birds, Drunk Patty sure is a strange one. Mittens thought he’d seen it all until saw her flapping around the bird feeder. So much happening, and so little time to text about it. Who are we kidding? Mittens always finds time to text about anything and everything.

Here are some of the recent highlights from Mittens’ world.

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• “Hello, My Name is Angie, and I’m a Cat-Huffer”
• Cats and Bags: 2 Very Important Scientific Experiments
• The Pros and Cons of My Cats as Health Care Providers

Read more by Angie Bailey:

• Do Your Cats Demand Snuggle Time Like Mine?
• Texts from Mittens: The “Antiques Roadshow” Edition
• And Now, 5 Photos of My Cats Caught in the Act
• What Happens When My Cats Tell Me What to Wear
• 5 Ways My Cats Completely Own Me
• My Cats Are Addicts: 5 Reasons They Would Land in Rehab
• Do You Ever Wish You’d Given Your Cat a Different Name?
• What if Cats Held Office Jobs? Worst. Cubicle Mates. EVER!
• 3 Ways You and Your Kids Can Help Big Cats

About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.